i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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