White coat. Heels.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The adults are the big ones right?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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