i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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