Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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