I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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