How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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