For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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