Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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