I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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