If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I understand Curling. That high.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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