this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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