watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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