My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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