your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think i peed on brittanys purse
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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