Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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