At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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