Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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