The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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