Jerry, you need to find god
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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