let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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