you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
We named our party play list daddy issues
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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