the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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