did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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