I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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