I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
