I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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