How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
