Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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