She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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