Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I feel like abortions should bother me more
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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