My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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