guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My hand turned me down
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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