The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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