U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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