She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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