i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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