when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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