she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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