Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
