I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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