I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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