Non-Jews are for practice
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
