Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
