mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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