U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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