Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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