I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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