His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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