North Korea, Best Korea!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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