Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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