i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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