no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
